Rebuttal to the slander my husband wrote!

Okay. Rob, once again, distorted the whole situation. A scary, aggresive ONE ARMED monkey charged at me when I tried to get it to leave our cooler alone. I did back up, but not into the ocean. Who wouldn't be alittle intimidated by a ONE ARMED monkey!!! Flashbacks to The Fugitive!! And Rob wasn't even there at the time. He was down the beach and only came down when I yelled and to LAUGH at me!!! Okay, now I feel better.